A few notes from the trough:
If TMZ is to be believed (and if we can't trust TMZ then who can we trust) the reason for the Kardashian/Beefcake split is, "Kris wanted Kim to move to Minnesota but she wouldn't go." So, essentially, they are breaking up to avoid this fate:
Second, the Occupy Wall Street movement began as a movement of diverse groups all upset at Wall Street's secretive, self-serving practices that reward stealing people's nest eggs. The protester's method of expression was to place themselves in the physical space of the institutions, a metaphorical knock on the door meant to draw attention to the piggish behavior of the rich. While not unified in their background or ultimate "goal" they share a current single intent.
In other words:
I like that you refer to Kim Kardashian's husband as "Beefcake."
If ridiculous celebrity marriages don't last, WHAT HAPPENS TO THE CHILDREN? Wait, that's wrong. I think that the first sign that something was amiss with that marriage was her PEOPLE magazine cover of her, alone, in her wedding dress. ;-)
Also, I'm going to have the theme from Green Acres stuck in my head ALL day. I blame you.